Come for the sass… Stay for the stash!

Crafted in bc… Curated for connoisseurs

Small-Batch Flower • Expert Processing • No Mediocre Weed

PRODUCTS

Handpicked Cannabis That Sells Itself

✓ Small-batch flower (tested, terpene-rich)
✓ Pre-rolls that burn right (no runners!)
✓ Compliant packaging (that has style)

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PROCESSING

Your Harvest, Retail-Ready

1. You grow →
2. We trim/test/package →
3. Retailers buy!

See How It Works
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SASSY MERCH

Wear Your Weed Wisdom.
Fill Your Cart, No Funky Wheels Here

(Apparel & accessories only.
No cannabis products sold here)

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OUR ROOTS: WHERE PASSION MEETS LICENSE

Sassy Weed isn’t just a licensed micro-producer – We’re 
Cannabis Lifers with dirt under our nails and compliance manuals on our shelves.

Based in BC’s Kootenay region, we’ve been:

✓ Growing the herb since before legalization was cool
✓ Pioneering the craft transition from legacy to legal
✓ Processing with pride because pretty weed sells itself

“We’re proof you can play by the rules without losing your soul – or your sense of humor.”

OUR DIFFERENCE

✅ Small but mighty
(Still hand-trim our signature strains while processing for multiple brands)
✅ Tested, not boring
(Lab-certified potency with personality to match)
✅ Partners, not clients
(Your harvest becomes our obsession – just ask our repeat growers)

MEET OUR TRIBE 

” We’re married to this industry — literally and figuratively.
Our partnerships are as unbreakable as our bond with the plant.”

Holly (Head Ops) & Carol (Creative Wizard)

LET’S GET GROWING TOGETHER

☎ “Help! My harvest needs…”
(Processing quotes? Compliance questions? Emergency trim?)

🤝 “Let’s build something…”
(White-label brands? Retail partnerships? Big ideas?)

💡 “Just browsing…”
(Industry advice? PK Sesh? Sassy merch?)

Ask Us Anything

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