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Small-Batch Strains With Big Personality, NOW available to BC Licensed Retailers
(Disclaimer: All products lab-tested & compliant. Descriptions reflect typical user experiences – individual results may vary.)

Cereal Killer

THC 24-30% TERPS 3.2%+ Like a Saturday morning classic, Cereal Killer(Hybrid) serves up sweet, fruity flavours with a side of chill. Keeps you relaxed yet chatty, perfect for deep convos, creative sparks, or just vibing with a bowl of… well, you know. Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Cherry Pie

Tokin Tax

THC 23-29% TERPS 3.6%+ You already paid the tax—might as well smoke it! Tokin Tax(Sativa) delivers a zesty citrus punch with an energizing, feel-good high. May cause productivity, excessive laughter, and a sudden appreciation for write-offs. Make sure your tax dollars go up in smoke. Lineage: Chemdawg x SFV OG

Gasquatch

THC 24-30% TERPS 3.5%+ As rare as the legend itself, Gasquatch(Indica) stomps in with bold citrus, grape, and gassy flavours before leaving you blissed out and fully relaxed. One hit and you might just fade into the wilderness and have the urge to stay off grid. Lineage: Grape Ape x Wedding Cake

Dank Sinatra

THC 22-28% TERPS 2.0%+ This Kushy masterpiece delivers a bold, gassy punch with a floral, fruity twist—smooth enough to make you feel like a legend. Dank Sinatra(Indica) fuels your creativity, lifts your mood, and gets the ideas flowing like a timeless melody. May cause spontaneous jazz hands. Lineage: GDP x OG Kush

Wake N Flake

THC 22-27% TERPS 2.5%+ No snooze button is needed, Wake n Flake(Sativa) fires up fast thoughts while keeping your body grounded, the sweet and Tangy flavour 
May cause deep thoughts, steady vibes, and the sudden urge to call in sick and do something fun instead. Lineage: Citrique x Sweet Skunk

Puffalo Soldier

THC 22-28% TERPS 3.4%+ Laid-back like a beachside jam session Puffalo Solider(Indica) hits slow and deep. The flavours of Sweet mango, earthy pine, and a hint of spice will have you chillin’. You’ll be thinking your on vaction and feeling Irie, drifting easy like a reggae rhythm. Stay Blessed. Lineage: Mango x Hindu Kush

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