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YOUR CANNABIS WINGTEAM

(We Handle the Boring Stuff So You Don’t Have To)

At Sassy Weed, we’re the backstage crew to your rockstar flower.
From harvest to retail-ready, we combine scientific precision with unmatched regulatory savvy –
because even rebels need to play by the rules (sometimes).

HOW IT WORKS:

YOU GROW THE MAGIC → WE ADD THE POLISH → RETAILERS EAT IT UP

1. TRIMMING: WHERE ART MEETS SCIENCE

Your flower deserves better than a hack job.

We treat every bud like it’s heading to the Cannabis Cup:

✂️ Hand-trimming for connoisseur-grade flower
🔬 Trichome-focused techniques (no buzz-killing brutality)
⚡ Speed options from boutique-slow to “holy harvest, Batman!”

“Finally – a trim that doesn’t turn my AAA into ‘meh’.”

SHOW ME THE TRIMMERS

2. PRE-ROLLS THAT ACTUALLY BURN

No one likes a runner (except maybe Usain Bolt).

Our pre-roll game is tighter than Health Canada’s packaging rules:

🎯 Strain-specific grind profiles (fluffy vs. dense)
🔥 Slow-burn tech for those savor-the-moment types
🖋️ Branded tips because subtle flexes sell

“Market data shows: good pre-rolls = repeat customers.”

LET’S ROLL UP

3. PACKAGING THAT WINS SHELF WARS

Packaging That’s Fresh and Functional.
Packaging is your silent sales rep in a retail showroom

We make compliance look good:

🛡️ Nitrogen-flushed freshness (say no to sad, stale buds)
📦 White-label options that don’t scream “generic”
⚖️ Regulatory voodoo handled (we speak BCLDB fluently)

Purchasers judge books by their covers.

PACK MY PRODUCT

Why Partner With Sassy Weed?

You grow it—we’ll get it to market.
From direct delivery to licensed retailers to bulk distribution through the BCLDB, we handle compliance and logistics so you can focus on growing top-tier cannabis.

✅ Compliance ninjas (Your chi will thank us) –
We handle BCLDB submissions, testing, and documentation.

✅ No bullshit minimums (We love the little guys) –
No 500kg minimums; we work with craft-scale harvests.

✅ White-Label Ready –
Your brand, your specs – we execute.

✅ Speed without sacrifice (Fast ≠ sloppy)

“We’ve processed everything – no ego, just excellence.”

Let’s Get You Quote-Worthy
(Real Humans, Real Fast – Usually Within 24 Hours)

1. TELL US ABOUT YOU

📛 Your Name
📧 Email

Phone (For when emails feel too 2010)
2. YOUR CANNABIS ROLE (Pick One)




3. WHAT DO YOU NEED? (Check All That Apply)




4. PROJECT DETAILS:
📝 “Give us the deets” (Harvest size? Timeline? Crazy ideas?)

Subject
Message
5. HOW’D YOU FIND US?



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